Awesomeness: When you get sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead.
"Those people are trying to kill us!" "I know, Dad!" "This is a new experience for me." "It happens to me all the time."
"Why, he is the prince's jester: a very dull fool; Only his gift is in devising impossible slanders."
Virtutis gloria merces!
"Every man dies, not every man really lives."
"Fear. Fear attracts the fearful. The strong. The weak. The innocent. The corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally."
Darkapotheosis Darkapotheosis (Joe Phillips), Glasweigan, 10th-level Chancer, 7th-level Rocker, 3rd-level Grown up Size/Type: Robust (250lbs approx) Hit Dice: 10d8+7d10+3d6+4 per level+stubborness Initiative: +7 (+1 Dex, +2 Natural, +4 paranoia adjustment) Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares) Armor Class: 24 (+6 rock based skull, +2 Dex, +2 natural, +4 Glasweigan bonus), Drunk 12, in a rage 28 Base Attack/Grapple: +18/+14/+8 Attack: Glasgow Kiss, melee (1d8-1/×3) or Wild eyed Weegie fists +4 Melee (2d10+6) Space/Reach: 3ft. Special Attacks: Malkyin Cunts, totally losin the place, Advanced Sarcasm Special Qualities: Thinking on feet, quippy one liners, know useless fact Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +15 Abilities: Str 13, Dex 14, Con 13, Int 12, Wis 15, Cha 15 Skills: Craft (bullshit) +16, Roleplay +25, ignore people +8, sarcasm +18, Profession (Bastard) +20, Search +14, Spot +8, Be Nice +1, Feats: Verbose, Gallus, Full of himself, Loud, Loner, Arrogant, Complex thinker, Quick thinking, Gift of Gab Environment: Urban Organization: Loner, occasionally part of 2-4 person Glasweigan Pack. Challenge Rating: 26 Treasure: Gadgets, loose change & one roll on "What the fuck is that" table Alignment: Usually Chaotic Good Tendency to Chaotic Neutrel Advancement: If your Lucky Level Adjustment: +0
Darkapotheosis is a Glasweigan who are a hardy if stubborn people. Best known for their headbutting, fighting dirty, wearing skirts and drinking heavily, they are also well known for their noise, Glasweigans are noisy,aggressive creatures who should be handled with care if at all.
Darkapotheosis is a prime example of Glasweigans self indulgent view of themselves as warrior poet, he can find trouble without even trying and usually responsible for something that's gone wrong. He is a mistrusting creature and can be seen in a variety of different forms. Reacts badly to new people/situations but quickly acclimitises. Combat
Darkapotheosis like to attack quickly and deviously, tends to do whatever it takes to win involving fighting dirty; there is no last resort with Darkapotheosis he tends to go straight to vicious unrelenting violence at the beginning of the fight. If overwhelmed has a tendency to completely disregard his own health in exchange for delivering some kind of permenant damage to opponents.
Darkapotheosis is easily tamed, usually by liberal application of Books, movies, RPG'S, Computer games or Football including but not limited to (Glasgow Rangers FC, Scotland, or even Manchester United)
Darkapotheosis has a +8 Glasweigan bonus to Craft (bullshit)
The Glasweigan Darkapotheosis presented here had the following ability scores before racial adjustments: Str 11, Dex 14, Con 10, Int 12, Wis 17, Cha 14
Challenge Rating Glasweigans with levels in a class have a CR equal to their character level +6 Glasweigan Characters
Glasweigan characters possess the following racial traits.
* +2 Strength, +2 Constitution, -2 Wisdom, +1 Charisma * Medium size: +2 bonus to Armor Class, +2 bonus on attack rolls. * A Glasweigan's base land speed is 30 feet. * Special abilities: Gift of Gab * Racial Skills: A Glasweigan character has +4 bonus on Sarcasm & Craft (Bullshit) Checks, * Racial Feats: A Glasweigan character gains Gallus Feat as standard * +4 natural armor bonus, +2 initiative modifier. * Special Qualities: Nae Fear o' The Malky. * Automatic Languages: English, Glasweigan * Favored Class: Heid the Baw' Rocket, Psycho & Chancer * Level adjustment +0.